Anyway, so the phone rings and it is Kyle, I wonder slightly what is up and pick up the phone. The conversation goes something like this:
Me: "Hi."
Kyle: "Hi, do you have something to tell me?"
Insert me thinking: Ok I spent 100 dollars on gas and groceries yesterday and bought coke in the drive thru, surely is isn't mad about that, plus I just got paid. This all raced through my head as I respond with "No!"
Kyle: " Are you sure....?"
Me: "Yes"
Kyle: "Well, there is a bunny under the dinning room table. Did you leave the door open yesterday when you went down the street to see the neighbors?"
Me: Thinking- Holy Crap- do all the wildlife want to live at my house? Why? It is not that nice, plus the house is clean (Cleaning lady came on Monday) no loss food in sight to nimble on.
"What!" I said, "Are you kidding me? How did it get in?"
The conversation continues and we question the bunny's abilities to get in the house and I am in freak out mode wondering how long it has been living with us and that a huge winter storm is headed this way and I could be living with more than just Kyle and Ella now. At the same time, Kyle is wondering how to get it out of the house, I don't care, just want it gone.
I should not post about this, no one is ever going to want to come to my house or stay. I will have no babysitters willing to come to the house and watch Ella in fear of four legged furry creators lurking around the corners and under furniture. Last year it was mice, this year is bunnies.
I have gone from Mickey Mouse to Thumper!
Just great, now I don't want to go home. What a way to start off the day.
3 comments:
okay...that is freaking hysterical. It reminds me of the garden snake that snuck into our fenwick house and me throwing tupperware over it to get it out.
So, how did he get it out and did he really think that you purposly let it in.
Wahoo...I will tell Ava that Aunt Nicola and Uncle Kyle have a petting zoo at their house!
Don't worry about the babysitter. As long as you have frozen pizza and Doritos, I am there! Maybe bunnies like bagel bites...
So did Kyle leave the door opened and didn't know what to so he blamed you!! Strangers things have happened, maybe it's a sign that you need to get a pet RABBIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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